Stop! Hammer Time.

How in god's name did Hammer pants make a come back?? That has to be one of the very worst fashion moments in history, and bitches are wearing them left and right. They defeat the purposes of both skirts and shorts, which they seem to combine for no apparent reason. You don't get the benefit of a nice breeze up the skirt, not to mention the nice view. And you don't get the benefit of seeing the shapeliness of the ass/legs that you get with a good pair of tight shorts. They instantly transform otherwise hot, stylish girls into hideous, styleless beasts. Make it stop!!